Self-hosted personal AI assistant

The assistant that works while you sleep.

Mitten lives in your Telegram, runs on your own machine, remembers everything across months, and reaches out before you ask. Bring your own model — your data never leaves hardware you control.

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Mitten

on your server · always on

Morning. Overnight your staging deploy failed twice — flaky DB migration. I retried it, it's green now.
nice. anything on my calendar I should know about?
11:00 with the design team got moved to 14:30. I already shifted your focus block. Want the agenda?

Every other AI tool is a chat box you have to open. Mitten is an assistant that runs your errands in the background and only pings you when it matters.

Not a chatbot. A staff member.

Six things Mitten does that a chat window never will.

It reaches out first

Most assistants wait for you to type. Mitten watches, notices, and messages you — a failed deploy, a bill spike, a reply you forgot. A real assistant, not a chat window.

Works while you sleep

Schedule jobs in plain language. Morning briefings, inbox triage, weekly reports — they run on their own and land in your chat.

Remembers everything

Long-term memory across every conversation. It learns your projects, people, and preferences — and recalls them months later.

Plugs into your life

Email, calendar, the web, your smart home, your code. A growing kit of tools it actually uses — with your approval on anything risky.

Your key, your bill

Bring your own Claude or local model. No middleman markup, no per-message fees — you pay the model provider directly.

Runs on your machine

Self-hosted from day one. Your conversations and data live on hardware you control — not someone else's cloud.

Own it outright.

A one-time personal license — no subscription, no per-message billing. You run it, you own it, you bring your own model key.

  • Unlimited conversations and scheduled jobs
  • Telegram, WhatsApp & web dashboard
  • Long-term memory + tool kit included
  • Runs on your own hardware, forever

Personal license, yours forever. Indicative pricing — reserving costs nothing today.